no fornicators allowed please.

coke-a-chola:

plot twist i am a 47 year old amish man from virginia named daniel 

me: does 5 situps
me: where are my abs

me

cybergay:

MY DAD SAID HED BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF ANYONE WHO MAKES FUN OF ME FOR BEING GAY SO DONT FUCK 

me this Friday night: *blogs at home*
me every Friday night: *blogs at home*
nickholmes:

The last thing you will ever see.

nickholmes:

The last thing you will ever see.